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| Lucky: "Dog Paddle BABYYY!!!" |
Question: Did we forget to pack,
or is paying 15 dollars for swimming trunks just TOO much? (He forgot.) Paying
for swimming trunks would have been a small price to pay than to take a dive in
what he’s wearing. His outfit looks like it’s worth at least 65 dollars. (Check Please!) Assuming the bare
minimum, he has $10 sunglasses, a $15 shirt, a $10 belt, $20 jeans, and we’ll
throw in an extra $10 for sandals. (Umm,
who said he had footwear???) Next Question: Does this man have $65 to blow,
or did he get in F in Fashion Sense 101.
(Answer: He didn’t even pass Common Sense 090, the Prerequisite Course.)
Wearing street clothes to swim PROBABLY
wasn’t a good idea, but this man who I’ve named Sanchez must have missed the
memo. (Uhh, you think???) With his summer
shades on and his smile from ear to ear, Sanchez was lifting up his shorts for a
nice 20 minute swim. Side Note: Why anyone would have to pull their pants up if
there are wearing a belt in the first place??? (Attention: This is Idiot Swim. ALL KIDS, out of the pool!!!) Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, this is such a sad case. But
even if you weren’t swimming, would you wear that in the water? (BETTER
YET, would you even wear JEANS to the beach? NO!) Proper beach wear for men would be a
tank top and some swimming trunks. (SOOO
that’s what they’re call!!!) Hey Sanchez, in America we don’t wear Blue
Jean shorts with a belt in summer shades to the beach to swim; we wear swimming
trunks.
