Too Much Cleveage at the Alter

Mr. Snuggles Has "Two Pillows"

It’s every woman’s dream to find "Mr. Right." So after all that “Soul Searching”, you find the man of your dreams. He loves you UNCONDITIONALLY, he’s buys you gifts for every holiday, calls you every day, asks about your day after work, and EVEN knows how to cook. So it makes perfect sense that after four years of “Royal Treatment” when he pops the question, your answer is yes without a second thought. When the big day comes, is this what you decide to wear??? Next Question: Did you pick out this dress or did your husband? Answer: You picked out this Dress an attempt to please your husband BUT it backfired, BIG TIME!!!

“Oh I have a Good Idea, Let’s pick a dress he’ll never forget… Yay!” Yeah a Dress he and EVERYBODY ELSE WILL NEVER FORGET!!! Now Your Fiancé is PISSED, and you are too because he cussed you out ALL THE WAY to the altar. I mean look at the expression on his face, does that look like the face of a man who is happy to spend the rest of his life with the person he loves? OR does that look like the face of a man who’s heard one too many jokes???

Who Designed this? No, Seriously, WHO DESIGNED THIS??? Whoever did had to be a guy, a guy who had to be thinking, “Man I wish my wife wore this when we got married, I’m going make another guy’s dream come true.” Okay... that’s nice but you forgot one small, little detail: THIS A BIG WEDDING! That means people are going to attend which also means people are going to be WATCHING.  With a Bride wearing this dress, the best man isn’t going to be able to look straight without offending the groom. EVEN WORSE, the groom gets the first dance, but I wonder what his buddies are going to do when it comes to their turn to dance with her (and will the husband mind)???

All in all, this WAY to revealing (and that right there was an understatement)!!! Let us hope during this wedding we have no “Janet Jackson Super Bowl” Mishaps at the altar, (Knock on wood,) because one slip or yank could have this wedding ending disastrously.

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