My Name is Kale Thompson, and Welcome to Kale’s Closet. In Kale’s Closet the latest Fashion “Trends” and Product “Variants” are discussed in GREAT detail. As a reader, you might be surprised at what you see; from the usual Knockoff “Louis Vuitton” purses, to the UNUSUAL fake “Sharpie” brand permanent markers, this Closet is filled with things you WOULDN’T believe! So please, enjoy my Blog and post your Opinions in the Comment Sections or Email Me!!!
KALE'S Fashion Tips for the HANDSOME Men:
1. Personal hygiene is a MUST for ALL men.
2. Deodorant is NOT a substitute for a shower, so please be CLEAN! In addition, please consider the idea of unscented or mildly scented laundry soap; when I hug a guy I like to smell guy, not "mountain breeze" from a jar.
3. After a good shower, you need to choose: Clean Shaven or Facial hair. When you make your choice, maintain it!!!
4. When it’s time to get dressed, where Underwear because no Underwear is FOUL on Men. If they are “Tidy Whitees”, make sure they are low-rise please. If they are Boxer-briefs, Can you say Wedge-Ciiiittttyyyyy????
5. Do your Laundry, and Iron; There’s nothing WORSE to me then a guy who's wearing a really nice shirt that looks like it has been in the corner of his closet for 6 months.
6. All the laundry is done, now it’s time to get dressed. When it comes to a button-down dress shirt, 2 buttons MAX seems to be the unanimous, unwritten rule. If you have an under-shirt that’s fine, but make sure the shirt is plain colored with no designs on it. But if you don't have an under-shirt with that button-down, be prepared to get bad looks because that is unacceptable.
7. Correct-fitting jeans are a must. No, I don't want to see your underwear. I also don't want to see you constantly holding up your pants, or pulling them up; Buy a dang belt! Also, if your pants are so tight that we can see your bulge, get a new pair. Nobody wants to see if you wear it to the left or the right either.
KALE'S Fashion Tips for the LOVELY Ladies:
1. Shorts or Pants with words across the Butt is a High School thing!!! You’re not anymore attractive if your butt says “Juicy” or “Cutie”, it’s just tacky. As a woman, I get upset when I catch a man staring at my “Eye Candy”,so why tease him with a shifting target?
2. Leggings as pants. It seems as though over the years, girls “think” they can wear leggings however they want. Wrong!!! This goes back to the “Eye Candy” thing; never wear leggings as pants!!! If your shirt does not cover your bottom, then you shouldn’t be wearing just leggings with it. If you’re short, don’t wear leggings without boots, unless the leggings go all the way down to your ankles. As for tall women, you may be able to get away with the leggings better, but if you’re going to wear them all the way down to your ankle, wear flats with them, it looks horrible when you do so with heels.
3. After getting the right pants, choose the RIGHT pant size. Nobody wants to see your muffin top or anything else that might not be attractive or “Lady Like”. Also, don’t wear the overly baggy shirts or dresses unless you’re pregnant, or you’re dressing as a Hobo for Halloween.
4. Don’t buy or where Fake Stuff. If you can’t afford to buy the real shirt, fine, but don’t wear a fake-logo shirt (or any article of clothing really). Same goes for the fake purses that seem to be *popular* with the ladies, if the logo looks like the original logo “enhanced”, just don’t do it.
5. Now, on to your footwear; Crocs should be out of the Closet FOR LIFE. Unless you’re in Elementary School and your mom still dresses you, or maybe you’re a Gardner, just don’t wear them. They’re like “rubber clogs”. Most women know this by now, but for those who don’t: Platform flip-flops…NO!!! It’s the 21st century now ladies, not the 70s or 80s.
6. You have the right pair of pants, shirt, and shoes, but make sure you’re not matching from head to toe!!! You don’t need to wear a Red Shirt, Red Hat, Red Sunglasses and Red Shoes. If you did, you’d look like a Cherry.(I’m guilty as charged...LOL)
*FASHION TRENDS & ICONIC BRANDS ARE UNDER SIEGE*
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