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Greg, was this the ONLY THING
you could’ve found to wear that night? I mean C’mon; I know you could’ve done
better than that. (MUCH BETTER!) You
and I both know that you outgrew those overalls 10 (LONG) years ago and was too cheap to buy a new pair. “Well, I’m starting not fit these and I need
more room; I think I have an idea…” That Mike’s Lemonade you were drinking t
the club must have really hit you “HARD”
when you came up with this “Innovative”
Idea. Or at least I hope that “Drunk” was the reason why you wore this
because “Sober” COULDN’T have been the reason. (No
Way, No How!)
Question: How much did you “Tip”
(Wink >< Wink, Nudge<> Nudge) the owner to let you in looking
like that? (Answer: No less than a
Benjamin) I also wonder why nobody appears to question you as if attire is
socially acceptable. You know what, I think I just figured it all out; this was
a BIG Costume party which would
explain why you got in the club without anybody questioning you right? (And Pigs fly and I have a Unicorn that
talks.) Let’s be real, even if this
was a Costume Party, overalls are NEVER a
norm in club (Ha, go back home where the
Buffalo Rome.) Kudos to the person who took the photo, I know the person
had to have been thinking, “This is
priceless, let me show everybody what NOT
to wear.” As they say: “No Shirt, No
Shoes, No Service”, so I hope (AND
PRAY) that Greg at least had shoes.
