Mr. Snuggles: "Is she rocking Boots?" |
Ashley I see that you’re all dressed and ready, but what were you doing?
You’d think she was walking somewhere like school or home, but I think she was
really playing hopscotch. (I MISS RECESS!!!)
Whether she was walking around or playing “Reindeer
Games”, Ashley would’ve eventually been seen by the public. (My Eyes, MY EYES!!!) Once seen, I think
people would ask Ashley, “Girl are you CRAZY?” (Umm, what do you mean CRAZY?) Hypothetical Situation:
Let’s pretend like it’s a snowy day in January, what would one wear outside? (Me, my Birthday Suit!!!) Let’s see, skull
cap check; earmuffs got them; scarf bought it; bubble coat check; jeans got
them. Forgetting anything? Yes, the flip-flops with the socks to match. (Notice ANYTHING familiar?) This
hypothetical is NO DIFFERENT than
what Ashley’s wearing in this picture!
You know, I REALLY HOPE this
isn’t a Fashion Sin turn Fashion Trend. (NO
WAY!) So where did Ashley get this idea? Answer: She saw something like
this in a Magazine or TV. (Umm, Tabloid
or Reality TV DUHH!!!)
I KNOW she couldn’t have possibly thought of this “brilliant idea” on her own. (Umm,
what do you mean?) I’ve seen plenty of young girls like Ashley wearing Snow
Boots with everything imaginable; jeans, khakis, shorts, miniskirts and SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH long skirts. (There’s an EPIDEMIC spreading!!!)
It’s like a “Snow Boot Disease” is spreading
and starting to become the “Norm”
around. (ZOMBIES!) Next thing you
know, the boys are going to be wearing sweat pants with sandals on Christmas. (SAVE US!!!) Just Kidding, but
seriously this is a MAJOR NO!!!